Fun Friday: Jim’s Xmas Jingle

It's Fun Friday time! Jim, while walking home from the pub, reworked this Christmas classic with the happy theme of cutbacks and recession. Merry Christmas everyone.

Lyrics:

Rain is flooding, all around me,
Children screaming, its not fun.
It’s the season of cutbacks and recession, Merry Xmas, everyone.

Time for layoffs and repossessions,
mammy’s crying, dole queues long.
Time for taxes and WAY-OUTDATED FAS schemes, time for lynching the Teflon one!

We’re gonna have no electricity tonight! I’m GOIN’ TO THE JACKS and shit by candlelight!

Room is swaying, someone else is paying,
cos the pints are, still fucking dear!
All I wish was that everyday was dole day, merry xmas everyone.

We’re gonna have no electricity tonight! I’m going to the jacks and hhhhhho shit by candlelight!

Clonmel’s floating,(Clonmel’s floating) off to China (off to China),
Cork is floating (Cork is floating), to Brazil (to-ooh Brazil),
Priests are shagging all the little children, Merry xmas everyone!

Galway’s floating off to Norway
Kildare’s sinking! Its all Poo
It’s the season of cutbacks and recession, Merry Xmas, everyone.

We’re gonna have no electricity tonight! I’M  GOIN TO THE JACKS and shit by candlelight!

It’s the season of cutbacks and recession, Merry Xmas, everyone.

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5 Responses to “Fun Friday: Jim’s Xmas Jingle”

1. 

   Dec 18th

   Abban says:

   That is embarrassingly cheesy. I love it!

   Good job Jim!
2. 

   Dec 18th

   John says:

   I think that song is stuck in my head forever.

   Great stuff though.
3. 

   Dec 18th

   Ted says:

   Brilliant!
4. 

   Dec 18th

   maestrojon says:

   Fantastic stuff! Well done James…Eurovision entry in the pipe yet?
5. 

   Dec 18th

   Pavlina says:

   WELL DONE Jim !!!! Brillian song, amazing video ! you got the right ppl for making it